New Rule: You don't have to teach both sides of a debate if one side is a load of crap. President Bush recently suggested that public schools should teach "intelligent design" alongside the theory of evolution, because after all, evolution is "just a theory." Then the president renewed his vow to "drive the terrorists straight over the edge of the e Bill Maher
No woman wants to be in submission to a man who isn't in submission to God!
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There comes a time in your life when you have to choose to turn the page, write another book or simply close it.
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There's an old, frequently-used definition of insanity, which is "performing the same action over and over, expecting different results.".. Now, I'm no doctor, but I am on TV. And in my professional opinion, George Bush is a paranoid schizophrenic....Other symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia are: Do...
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
I think religion is a neurological disorder.
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.
Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a few glasses of wine, a freak in the bedroom.